"Location was the only redeeming factor, and that's not enough to return.
The "loft" branding sets expectations this property simply doesn't meet. Basics were missing: no kettle, no in-room coffee, no disposable slippers. The AC was out 3 of 4 nights. Opening the window (the default arrangement I found upon checking in) meant houseflies as a roommate all night. The eco-friendly framing/won't clean your room unless you ask felt like a cover for a maintenance gap.
Breakfast at €19 is a bad joke: cold cuts, cereal, one croissant, and frozen cookie-cutter pancakes. I stopped after day one.
Restaurant Bacio is painfully limited. One staff member who got my order wrong, then questioned whether I liked bolognese with a smile. When I asked for takeaway, as the online menu advertised, he had no boxes. I ended up carrying a full pizza tray through the elevator in front of other guests. Genuinely embarrassing.
The lobby offers complimentary tea and coffee, but only from 11:30pm-11:30am, which means walking downstairs in pajamas past a room full of dressed guests. I used hot tap water with coffee bags I'd brought myself.
Soundproofing isn't ideal either contrary to what's advertised. You sometimes hear people's footsteps upstairs and noticeably hear people going past the hallways/into their rooms at night or chatting (thankfully, most who did appear to be walking to their rooms weren't chatting overly loudly but I could still "tell").
That sums up this stay.
Not returning."