"The Conrad Washington was okay. It’s a business hotel and it is very corporate. Everything was okay, but nothing would incentivise you to want to return or to stay longer. It was a means to an end and that was it.
The hotel explicitly told us that if you book direct you get a nicer view on a higher floor, rather than a car park view on the lowest floor.
I’ve stayed in Conrad’s before, and I’d say this is one of the worst. It’s just nothing special, and nothing unique. You have zero connection to the city and the staff aren’t that bothered about making anything better. It’s just fine.
Stay elsewhere and you’ll remember the trip."