"Upon pulling into the property, we were greeted by a woman walking around the front door weilding a hatchet, screaming about the lady up front owing her money she wanted back. She was kind enough to grant us entry to the establishment. Upon reaching the check-in counter we met the recipient of the would be hatchet wooping, and she proceded to just hand us a room key without so much as asking our names or for ID. Driving around to the opposite side of the hotel where our room was located we were greeted by what i assume are very nice people, who live at the hotel, and of course their loveley business partners. We attempted to go to our room, but when we arrived at the door, it was already open, and it appears someone had already been in there moments before us. The bed was made, but did not have any pillows, the tv was missing the power cord, the lamps were missing, there was some loveley grafitti on the mirrors, and the smell of mold and smoke filled the air. The AC unit was bareley hanging on and there was a black substance all in the bottom of the tub, sink and around the walls. We promptly returned to the car and contacted our travel advisor."