"“Pretend this is upscale glamping” said my partner.
King bed was two twins pushed together with lumpy middle. Heater was insanely loud even with earplugs for sleep. My home bidet is more pressurized than the shower head.
Room was death by a thousand annoyances — stained towels, loose plugs that drop your charger, no liner to shower, broken missing hook for second towel, watery coffee, chipped coffee jug, faucet too low to fit water bottle, toilet seat too small for bowl, WiFi crapping out.
Room in serious need of updates with peeling paint. Overall dingy feeling. What we saved on nightly rates, we spent on eating out because it was too depressing staying inside."
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