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"Let's see, if you reserve a suite (like I did) or a regular room, then go up to the room and there are no towels, no wash clothes, a dirty shower, slippery room entrance floor (apparently, mopped with a cleanser but not rinsed), no shower curtain, no smoke alarm (removed but not replaced), lay on a filthy couch with stains on the couch pillows, or better yet, swim in an algae laced (green water) swimming pool, then this Hampton Inn is the place for you! What about riding on an elevator that makes such noise that you wonder if it's going to stop functioning between floors? If so, this is the place for you! What about luggage carts that don't roll when you put luggage on them or the rails come off when you pull/push the carts? Or, what about unprofessionally dressed staff and housekeeping members? This is definitely the place for you! Okay, what about folks demanding refunds after seeing their rooms? Your place is at this Hampton Inn! I will respectfully add another compliment: Parking was ABSOLUTELY GREAT, plenty of parking spaces because when most guests saw their room(s), THEY LEFT! Don't believe, my post? Please reserve your stay at this Hampton Inn to see and experience these facts for yourself!! Remember, Hampton Inn's slogan is "We Love Having You Here!" I Bet!! NEVER, EVER AGAIN!"