"1/ The elevator is half way broken. You have to slam the buttons, it makes screeching noises, shuts the door on you, and you have to pray to use it.
The stairs are no better -- the stairwell is locked in the lobby. You can't get to the lobby using the stairs. You can only move between floors.
2/ The breakfast. Cold, bland, dirty looking patties, made of eggs (but not omelette). Sliced ham, saltier than the salt itself. That's it, not even coffee -- instant coffee in bags and boiled water.
3/ The shuttle that didn't come to pick me up from the airport after midnight. Said it's 24 hour service -- right, they just don't come after midnight.
4/ Very old and poorly maintained. Noisy A/C units, unhinged shower heads, etc...
5/ The area is like, deep forest, nothing walkable (nothing, folks), absolutely nothing walkable within 2 miles or so. Walk 2 miles to the nearest 7/11, buy some chips for dinner...
Well, the bed was nice, and the shower worked after all. I did have to ask to bring some shampoo (and they asked me, how many mini-bottles I need. Gave 2).
I mean if you are really, really on a budget, go for it. But it should be $50... it was $90...."