"Had an excellent stay, considering the value this time of year.
Just to let you know because I want you to know about it and I’m not including it in my official review, the chair outside of our room the blue chair, is broken. That’s a lawyer‘s wet dream.
Also, you have a brand new coffee maker that has no ability to be plugged in because of the short cord without setting the coffee maker on a chair or the ground. At the minimum, you won’t have anybody use the coffee maker, at the maximum they’re going to use the coffee maker and put it on a chair and burn your chair, eventually
We shall return"