"Well… if you’re lookin’ for a true “backwoods survival meets glamping” experience—this might be your place 😅
Bathroom? Oh ya, that’s a little nighttime adventure down a pitch-black trail (solar lights optional apparently). Nothing gets the heart rate up quite like punching in a code while wondering if the coyotes are clockin’ in for their shift too.
The dome windows were so dirty we couldn’t even enjoy the “deer at your doorstep” moment—which was kinda the whole point. Never saw an owner, trails were more of a guessing game, and parking’s a hike away… so pack like you mean it.
All in all, felt less like luxury glamping and more like camping with a fancy roof. Wouldn’t recommend… unless you’re trainin’ for Survivor: Upper Peninsula edition."