"I recently stayed at Secrets St. Lucia and unfortunately would not recommend this resort.
The experience started off on the wrong foot with a very confusing check-in process that took nearly an hour. Throughout the stay, most of the staff came across as rude and disengaged, with a few notable exceptions—Sanchey, in particular, was wonderful and stood out for their kindness and professionalism.
The rooms themselves were disappointing. They felt dirty and not well-maintained, although I will say the bed was comfortable and the shower had great water pressure and plenty of hot water.
The food was another major letdown—bland, overly salted, and generally uninspired across the board. It felt like very little thought or care went into the dining experience.
Lastly, the events and entertainment felt poorly executed—more childish than engaging, and overall thrown together without much attention to quality.
For the price, I expected a much higher level of service and overall experience. I left feeling very unsatisfied—especially after a manager argued with me when I tried to provide feedback, which only added to the disappointment.
Overall, this was not the level of experience I expected, and I wouldn’t choose to stay here again."